January 2011
December 2010
easily bought
aunt: Dear, can you wear your Joker costume on the 31st?
me: My Harley costume? On New Year's Eve? But I'd look like an idiot.
aunt: There will be ice cream cake.
me: Do you want me to do the white face too?
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If you don't have haters, you're not doing...
oh my fucking GOD Legos! Play-Doh’s terrible. I used to do stop animation with Clay, and tried using Lego’s once… It was horrible :(
Give it to me straight Doc.
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you are an ugly looking toad-crayfish hybrid that...
Thank you, that was so beautiful, who… Who wrote that? Was that James Joyce?
Give it to me straight Doc.
“Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes (via tapwaterjackson)
Reblog if you're from New York
the-reaper:
Under a mound of snow lol -______-
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OH yeah.
frecksandspottles:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
