1 year ago
johnnychallenge:

ramalama66:

…sleeping.
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Okay what the fuck. I see random pictures on tumblr and most are cool, thought provoking, and creative enough to see past and maybe even appreciate the thought, time, and effort that had to be put into 99% of them, because lets be honest. Good pictures don’t just *happen*.
But then I see shit like this, and who knows. Maybe that’s a pet Fox that was napping as the owner walked barefoot in a summer dress along the highway, while not on a leash. I’d like to live in a world where things like that happened, so I’ll entertain that thought.
For about five seconds.
What we more then likely have here is a car full of hipsters were driving along the interstate, smoking a bowl, and oh no! Road kill! It’s a fox! Awww! Now, fifteen to twenty minutes later when everyones calmed down The Photographer in the group bashfully pulls out her camera.
(They obviously pulled over, no one could safely drive high and in hysterics. Especially hipster hysterics.)
Then the cute, rambunctious, risk taker of the group (The Slut) begins excitedly and playfully slapping The Driver on her arm and makes her mention that she has a plethora of clothes in her trunk. The trio descends on this roadside flea market of clothes until they find the dress seen above. I’ll guess because it’s red, the fox is red, and it dances along the line of being innocent, yet provocative. It’s perfect.
The only variable I can’t and do not want to try and think of is positioning the roadkill. I can assume that the back right side of the Fox is the most damaged, which is perfectly situated right in The Slut’s face. I only wish I could say that was the worse thing she’s had her face buried in. I’ll guess The Driver, most likely being the tough girl in the group moved the Fox from the road.
The Slut stripped and threw on the dress that’s clearly to big for her and took position next to the Fox. Only being able to stomach putting one hand on it despite the pleas from The Photographer and The Driver to cuddle it “cuter”. 
What we are left with is this photograph. The one where The Slut just couldn’t fight the smell anymore, and finally threw up point blank on the side of the road. This will go into The Photographers “Professional” portfolio and will never be spoken of amongst the trio, or explained in any detail to anyone ever.
Except for here.
By Me.
seriously though, wtf…

johnnychallenge:

ramalama66:

…sleeping.

(via visualixe)

Okay what the fuck. I see random pictures on tumblr and most are cool, thought provoking, and creative enough to see past and maybe even appreciate the thought, time, and effort that had to be put into 99% of them, because lets be honest. Good pictures don’t just *happen*.

But then I see shit like this, and who knows. Maybe that’s a pet Fox that was napping as the owner walked barefoot in a summer dress along the highway, while not on a leash. I’d like to live in a world where things like that happened, so I’ll entertain that thought.

For about five seconds.

What we more then likely have here is a car full of hipsters were driving along the interstate, smoking a bowl, and oh no! Road kill! It’s a fox! Awww! Now, fifteen to twenty minutes later when everyones calmed down The Photographer in the group bashfully pulls out her camera.

(They obviously pulled over, no one could safely drive high and in hysterics. Especially hipster hysterics.)

Then the cute, rambunctious, risk taker of the group (The Slut) begins excitedly and playfully slapping The Driver on her arm and makes her mention that she has a plethora of clothes in her trunk. The trio descends on this roadside flea market of clothes until they find the dress seen above. I’ll guess because it’s red, the fox is red, and it dances along the line of being innocent, yet provocative. It’s perfect.

The only variable I can’t and do not want to try and think of is positioning the roadkill. I can assume that the back right side of the Fox is the most damaged, which is perfectly situated right in The Slut’s face. I only wish I could say that was the worse thing she’s had her face buried in. I’ll guess The Driver, most likely being the tough girl in the group moved the Fox from the road.

The Slut stripped and threw on the dress that’s clearly to big for her and took position next to the Fox. Only being able to stomach putting one hand on it despite the pleas from The Photographer and The Driver to cuddle it “cuter”. 

What we are left with is this photograph. The one where The Slut just couldn’t fight the smell anymore, and finally threw up point blank on the side of the road. This will go into The Photographers “Professional” portfolio and will never be spoken of amongst the trio, or explained in any detail to anyone ever.

Except for here.

By Me.

seriously though, wtf…

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